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[kisha]

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[sadgay]

Touché.

So, what, you're just going to stay pissed at me forever?

[kisha]

That depends entirely on you, Connor the Lawyer.

[sadgay]

On my willingness to arm myself and run into battle all Don Quixote even though I have no idea what I'm doing and will get myself killed, you mean.

[kisha]

On your willingness to train yourself so that you do not retch in honorable battle.

[sadgay]

My gag reflex is already pretty well trained so I don't know what else you want from me.

[He is being obtuse on purpose, of course. (Also, nobody needed to know that...)]

[kisha]

[what does that even mean???

... no.]

For you not to be presumptuous enough to tell me about how you use your throat.

[sadgay]

I'm surprised you actually got that. And I thought you were so uptight.

[kisha]

You think a fair deal.

But whatever lord you served in that capacity isn't here to provide for you now.

1/2

[sadgay]

[...Wait, what does she think his job is exactly?]

[sadgay]

Hey now, sometimes I'm the one getting served.

And I'm a grown-ass man, I can provide for myself just fine.

[kisha]

I suppose there are those looking for such things here.

But it is not I who can advise you on such a sordid subject. You will need look far elsewhere.

[sadgay]

[...He debates whether it's better for her to assume he's some kind of manwhore or to judge him completely useless. What a weird conversation.]

Don't worry, I don't need a wing woman to help me get down to business.

You just do you, and I'll do me.

[kisha]

[Which is the better option? Who knows.]

So you shall.

[She'll see how long he lasts.]